my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
A couple walking hand in hand on Fifth Avenue in midtown. Photograph by Alfred Eisenstaedt. New York City, 1942.
cause i may be bad but i’m perfectly good at it
if the villains won
This is a terrible post.
The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.
Things that are acceptable:
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day like you would not believe!
Bless you, you perfect angel
Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?
Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.
Best comeback ever.
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
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